The Doctor Says

I took a trip to the doctor's a few weeks ago and he confirmed what I had suspected all along.

The doctor says that I have a wee little Cramp in my tummy.

The doctor says that this Cramp has been in there for about 9 weeks, and will stay there for about 31 more.

The doctor says that this wee little Cramp in my tummy is responsible for the queasiness and sickness I have been experiencing.

The doctor says that this Cramp in my tummy is the reason I have been going to bed at 8:30 p.m.!

The doctor says that this Cramp in my tummy will keep growing and growing.

The doctor says that this Cramp in my tummy will make eventually make me really hungry and cause me to gain quite a few pounds.

The doctor says that sometime in September, I will no longer have a Cramp in my tummy, but then, I will have a Cramp in my arms.

The doctor says that this Cramp in my tummy will make me laugh, make me cry, make me worry, and make me proud.... all at the same time.

The doctor says that this Cramp in my tummy might just be the best thing that's ever happened to me.

The doctor says that from now on, I will never be able to imagine my life without this wee little Cramp that is in my tummy.

**If you have read this far and have no idea what is going on - it may help to know that my last name is Cramp. :)