Last week, I was excited to find a package in my mailbox from my Shaina (yes, she's mine - deal with it).
Included in the package was Season 2 of Arrested Development, some cute hangers for baby, a card, and what will forever be known as The Monkey Milkin' Shirt.
You see, I was wearing a nighty a while back that has buttons down the front and the Dude commented that it would make an "excellent milking shirt". And since that day, he has taken to calling all of my nursing attire and any other shirts that have buttons down the front, "Milking Shirts".
On the card Shaina sent with the package she wrote "As a token of my gratitude, I am enclosing a new milking shirt."
But this, this is not just any old milking shirt. This, my friends, is The Monkey Milking Shirt.
Shaina and Kyle picked this Milking Shirt specifically for me because of the Monkeys. They also thought that it might be suitable to double up as a Birthing Shirt because the Monkeys on it are, well, discreetly covering their private areas with bouquets of flowers. And while there likely will not be any discreet coverage of the privates during my labor and delivery, what better way to bring the Little Monkey into the world than when wearing The Monkey Milkin' Shirt!