Dear Crazy Face 17 Month Old,
How is it even possible for your tiny little brain to be so mischievous and creative? I’m not even sure how you think of doing half the things you do. Like, looking straight up at your Daddy with your eyes closed when he scolds you and tells you to "look at Daddy”? That, my girl, is genius. I guess what they say about payback is really true. Now we just need to figure out how to channel your ingenuity into something good.
Love, Your Flabbergasted Mama
No. We haven’t bought a house yet. We’re working on it. Trust me, when we do, you’ll know. I will be so relieved and excited I will probably wear a sign on my forehead.
Love, House Hunting Sucks
Dear Taylor Kitsch,
I discovered last night that you’re Canadian. Which is amazing. Because you are amazing. But am I really surprised? All good things come from the great white north.
Love, Your Biggest (also Canadian) Fan
Dear Second-Time-Pregnant Body,
Come on! Are you serious? It is way to soon in this pregnancy for me to need 37.5 pillows to get into a comfortable position at night and to feel like my sciatic nerve is on fire all.the.stinking.time.
Love, I’m Pregnant NOT a Grandma
I love you. You are the best accompaniment to my nightly snack of melted butter.
Love, Preggy McPreggo