Wednesday, February 22, 2012

A few little letters

Dear Crazy Face 17 Month Old,

How is it even possible for your tiny little brain to be so mischievous and creative? I’m not even sure how you think of doing half the things you do. Like, looking straight up at your Daddy with your eyes closed when he scolds you and tells you to "look at Daddy”? That, my girl, is genius. I guess what they say about payback is really true. Now we just need to figure out how to channel your ingenuity into something good.

Love, Your Flabbergasted Mama

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Dear World,

No. We haven’t bought a house yet. We’re working on it. Trust me, when we do, you’ll know. I will be so relieved and excited I will probably wear a sign on my forehead.

Love, House Hunting Sucks

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Dear Taylor Kitsch,

I discovered last night that you’re Canadian. Which is amazing. Because you are amazing. But am I really surprised? All good things come from the great white north.

Love, Your Biggest (also Canadian) Fan

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Dear Second-Time-Pregnant Body,

Come on! Are you serious? It is way to soon in this pregnancy for me to need 37.5 pillows to get into a comfortable position at night and to feel like my sciatic nerve is on fire all.the.stinking.time.

Love, I’m Pregnant NOT a Grandma

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Dear Popcorn,

I love you. You are the best accompaniment to my nightly snack of melted butter.

Love, Preggy McPreggo

8 comments:

Jess @ DudeandSweets said...

Pillows increase exponentially with each pregnancy. And ohhhh, buttered popcorn. I ate so much with Mads. Heavenly.

Erica said...

Oh and the pain starts so much sooner the second time around. And braxton hicks. And, and, and. :) Joyous, right? Your letter to Evalyn makes me laugh, it's gotten SO much easier in the last several months. Reasoning abilities are a freaking Godsend when they finally can do it!

Katie @ Loves of Life said...

I didnt' realize you were eating so much popcorn, ME TOO. You are so having a girl!

Mateya said...

yum, popcorn! :) I LOVE it so much but never think to make it for myself ha! Lazy much?

Laura @ My Thoughts-Uninterrupted said...

House hunting is like finding a husband...you'll just know when you find the one! Unfortunately going through all the duds sucks!

Lindsey said...

Oh mama you crack me up love!!! I'm sorry you need that many pillows, but glad you have a love for popcorn!! It's my fav and I'm not preggo :)

Lindsay said...

Love this!!! :)

Laura said...

Mmmmmm popcorn. I can not get enough of that shit lately!