Monday, September 28, 2009

Not Me Monday


Not Me Monday is a blog carnival hosted by the one and only MckMama.

I have only done Not Me Monday a few times but I thought this week there were a few things that I certainly did NOT do that would be fitting to NOT share. I guess I should have titled this post "Not Us Monday".

The other day, I did not say to my fabulous dude while standing in front of the mirror in the bathroom, "Honey ... is that hairy stuff on my face really noticeable?" Nope ... not me.

On Sunday morning, I did not sleep in until 8:30 while the fabulous dude got up and finished up the remaining house cleaning that I didn't have time to get done on Saturday in time for the small group potluck that we were hosting after church. Nope ... not me.

In my defense, the fabulous dude did not sleep in quite late and then accompany his buddy to bass pro shops on Saturday and leave me alone all day to do all the cooking, baking, cleaning and preparations for the event. Nope ... not him.

He did not attempt to claim that this was not a problem since he had been planning on working on Saturday anyways and even though his work plans got canceled, I was already expecting him to be gone, and it would make no difference where he had gone to. Nope ... not him.

So, we both did not agree that it would be only fair for me to sleep in a little bit and for him to finish the remaining chores in the morning before church. Nope ... not us.

When I woke up at 8:30, I did not emerge from the bedroom only to find my fabulous dude clearing out the dishwasher wearing nothin' but his undies. Nope ... not me.

Because, you know, my husband would not swiffer the floors, clean the bathroom and clear the dishwasher in only his underwear. Nope ... not him. He would definitely get dressed before doing the chores.

I'm so glad that we didn't do those things!

17 comments:

Lucky in Love said...

Hilarious :)

So, one time, Matt was about to take a shower and then thought it looked dirty...so proceeded to scrub the bottom of the shower totally naked! I got quite a surprise when I walked in there...

And by the way...never tell him I told you that...or anyone else reading this...okay?? :)

SnoWhite said...

Awesome. I'm glad we're not the only ones... ;-)

TRICIA @boutellefamilyzoo said...

oh my!
I really do think that "our boys" may have been brothers in an alternate universe. lol.

Well, except that mine wouldn't be unloading the dishwasher. His head might explode if he did that, and we would NOT want that, would we?!

Happy Monday girlie!

XO*Tricia

Lindsey Carver said...

These are so funny! And, there is no shame in undie-cleaning! I'm gonna be so bummed when it gets cold and I will have to put clothes on me and the baby when we are just hanging around the house.

Emily said...

Sounds like you have a FABULOUS hubby!

Shaina said...

This is so. freaking. funny. :)

New England Girl said...

Haha! What a weekend. :) It must have been quite the sight to see him doing all of the housework in nothing but his underwear! I hope the potluck went well. :) I can only imagine the delicious treats you whipped up!

Kristin said...

I'm surprised he was wearing undies at all.

Country Dreaming said...

Good to know that none of that happened.
Especially the ? about fuzzy stuff on your face and the undie clad hubby unloading the dishwasher!

TOO TOO FUNNY!!!!!

Melinda

Taryn said...

Mine too- My husband would never ever get sit around in his undies for hours at the computer- getting dressed is of the utmost importance.

Glad you had such a good weekend. = )

Llama said...

We totally need to start encouraging more cleaning with less clothes! HAHA! Great post!:)

Jenny.Lee said...

Too funny!

Brittany Ann said...

HAHAHAH! I'm so glad I'm not the only woman who's husband cleans in his undies!

...::Mrs. Southern Bride::... said...

LOL...that is too funny. ;-)

Kristen said...

haha at least he was doing the chores :)

Rachel @ Future Pastor's Wife said...

SO funny! My hubby cleans in his undies too. Must be a man thing.

Katie said...

ahhh :) love not-me-mondays! totally therapeutic :)